Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Starving for Kisses

Okay today was a crappy,crappy, crappy day.  Let me make a list of reasons today was soooo terrible.

  1. I woke up late. Got dressed in a hurry. Left the house only to realize I was without my purse which had my license,glasses, and medication. Had to turn around 10 mins from my house to get my purse.
  2. Arrived late to tutoring where I basically wrote an essay for a child. Love the essay. Hated helping him with math for an hour.
  3. The money I earned for those 3 hours of work went straight to my gas tank and a phone charger that I desperately needed. No money left.
  4. Drove to Macon during Rush Hour and Construction. Cussed up a storm.
  5. Went to the doctor's office where a 6 yr old came up to me just to tell me I was "short,ugly, and fat" The mother of that child just laughed. Here is a list of responses I thought up
  • Santa isn't real
  • Those aren't your real parents
  • This is how babies are made
  • Well when you're an old,farty teenager you will get pimply and gross and blood will start pouring out of your vagina and no one will love you
  • AWW I hope you contract Ebola
Jesus I hope today goes better.

2 comments:

  1. i feel bad for not going now! i could have said some really truthful things to that child. and i would have.

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  2. I handled it. I didn't cry or believe the comment or anything...I just got pissed at society. And that mother....

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