I'm drunk and you're probably on pills

You know how my room was a mess? I cleaned it up! Yes it was awesome. I'm also packed up for college now. Odd to think that I'll be moving out of the house.

FREEEEDOM!

Yup

I decided I should let you know what has been going on in my mind today:

• I can not find any of my glasses!  my spiffy prescription sunglasses and my regular prescription glasses are MIA!
• I decided I could not be a boy because I could not emotionally handle random erections. 
• I need to wear more Hats.  End of story.
• I'm excited about going down to the beach this weekend. It will be fun. Must shave and get somewhat in better shape in like 3 hours.
• Where the hell are my glasses?