How to become a Hoarder for Dummies

I have been needing to clean my room something terrible. With all my outings and such I haven't had time to clean Fuck that shit. no excuses can explain this motherfucking shit. Its a war zone in here.

Lesson 1, have a weird ass shrine to your accomplishments and random knick-knacks

Eugene the Unicorn who's horn was torn off, its a symbol man!

My collection of books and my sex bra... It just shows up everywhere

Needless to say, I need to do laundry... and take out the trash

more laundry

a sack of laundry

shoes. and my favorite cowboy boots... i wrote a song about them

my hair supplies...yes I'm serious about my hair

I HOARD FUCKING FEMININE SUPPLIES!!!!! What is wrong with me? I only have periods once a month....and I have 5 years supply

makeup and more hair thingies

Magazines and pictures i like

Magic the Gathering. Its my shit.