Bardot. Beirut. and the Beach

Beach Trip

By Heather Pharis

I went to the beach. Just got back. 

Did not take pictures because I felt fat

I listened to the ocean while laying in the sand

I checked out all the fat women trying to get tan

My iPod was permanently placed on Shuffle

All the ice cream was eaten... and even the truffles?

My bikini was lost, so I used a one piece

I read Game of Thrones..book number three

Beirut on the beach is really great

I saw several old couples out on a date

The water returned back out to sea

as I returned home,back from the beach

Just thought I should tell you about the weekend. Now I shall tease you with the image of almost seeing my bare breast. What I'm really showing you, was where I accidentally forgot to put sunscreen on. See the handprint? Thats where I had one hand resting on my chest, while the other hand was holding Storm of Swords. It doesn't hurt. Its just hilarious to me.