Starving for Kisses

Okay today was a crappy,crappy, crappy day.  Let me make a list of reasons today was soooo terrible.

1. I woke up late. Got dressed in a hurry. Left the house only to realize I was without my purse which had my license,glasses, and medication. Had to turn around 10 mins from my house to get my purse.
2. Arrived late to tutoring where I basically wrote an essay for a child. Love the essay. Hated helping him with math for an hour.
3. The money I earned for those 3 hours of work went straight to my gas tank and a phone charger that I desperately needed. No money left.
4. Drove to Macon during Rush Hour and Construction. Cussed up a storm.
5. Went to the doctor's office where a 6 yr old came up to me just to tell me I was "short,ugly, and fat" The mother of that child just laughed. Here is a list of responses I thought up

• Santa isn't real
• Those aren't your real parents
• This is how babies are made
• Well when you're an old,farty teenager you will get pimply and gross and blood will start pouring out of your vagina and no one will love you
• AWW I hope you contract Ebola

Jesus I hope today goes better.

If less is more, how we keeping score?

I'm so psyched to be dancing on a regular basis. I have been physically preparing myself for dance battles much like Batman prepared in the pit in The Dark Knight Rises...ya know without the excruciatingly painful broken back thing.

 25 pushups,50 crunches (with the legs up at 90 degree angles, and then some squats. I'm a beast. I also have purchased two new leotards,a unitard, and some booty shorts. I hope Kiara don't mind me wearing my booty shorts on Late Night Date Night at Kroger. 
Oh yeah new pointe shoes as well. I broke my "new" ones. Darn my strong arches!

My reliable 3 month old pointe shoes all torn up.

OH my goodness!!! Mr.Poss the best teacher (and slight crush) embraced me today! It was a good tender hug and he picked me up! I was tempted to sniff his neck, but I refrained sort of. I could not help but notice his delightful manly scent and hug giving talent. I'm a sucker for a good hugger. Just a good warm and firm hug...and just a little linger.

He also gave me some hilarious and sexist advice about college:

1. Men at college never ever want to be "just your friend" unless they are gay. (i say BS) That "come watch a movie in my dorm" is code for "i want you in my bed" 
2. Men go to college for the chicks...unless they are hardcore nerds and you will see them sitting outside by themselves probably being picked on because they are chubby with star wars t-shirts on.(Again B.S)
3. That I should be buddy buddy to my professors. Especially the male ones, because he said they'll give A's to their favorites and the prettiest blondes 
4. That I should be open to everything except "REALLY dangerous drugs" and "intimacy with the untouchables"

This is the book he wrote. So awesomely written. One of my late night reads

Whoo Graduation gift has been received my dear Possy Wossy! I shall be his third wife. And we will have babies. lots of little catholic german/irish babies. (I kid, I would never want to marry someone who has children with other women... or is married....or old enough to be my dad.....or was my english teacher) A girl can dream though can't she?

SAIL!

I had the best weekend. My roommate Kiara and her niece Krista came over. We went swimming at my grandaddy's,watched Juno, gossiped about Berry, and ogled over celebrity (and non celebrity) males. We watched the Olympics and gorged out on Ice cream.
Then I went over to her house and met her AMAZING  family. It is a second home.

Just imagine one of these chicks Puerto Rican and a bag of chips in between us

It is amazing how one person can make the most mundane of activities the catalyst of maniacal laughter. I have had close friends, I have had best friends. But I genuinely can declare that I have never felt so deep a friendship with another person as I have had with Kiara. Its as if all my friends and I speak the same language, but Kiara and I have the same dialect.
We stayed up till 4 in the morning talking about how awkward middle school was, how we both went through a "scene" type phase, and the stupid people at our old high schools. Our pet peeves in pictures of girls involving duck faces and the raised eyebrow smiles....and also the really trashy wannabes.
It was just nice to let my hair down and take the bra off with someone that did the same.
Did I mention how awesome her family was? Dude Man. Never met anyone cooler than them. They are so wizard! Kiara's niece Sia wrote me the sweetest love note. Be envious.

Yes I love my pseudo Asian roomate and her roommate

If you wanna be my lover,you gotta get with my films

Okey Doke. So I collect films. For reals. Hardcore. You should feel special because I am pulling some of my favorites from my vault. Most of these you probably heard of.... some of them maybe not.... Most are pretty old...some just aren't. Enjoy

Short synopsis of every single one of these films. I like them. I'm awesome. Therefore they are awesome. ya dig? Now stop trying to save starving orphans in Africa and do something important like sit on your butt and watch these movies all day.

yes I am wearing overalls.No I'm not wearing makeup. Ain't I sexy in a future serial killer way?

Prim and Tidy

So I totally am proud of my clean room. Its been a long ass process. The last time you saw my room it was in its worst state. Remember? I had a mouth like Samuel L. Jackson. YEAH. Well here is my room all nice and clean.

I must have a shootout to Layla. I cleaned the bottom of my closet. I promise

The Throne

The beautiful,beautiful sink and work area. Remember what it looked like before?

I'm a lucky girl to have this nice vanity

my jewelry boxes and printer....with a random yoga ball thrown in there

What is left of my books... my bookshelf is empty

A shrine to some of my awards and pictures and game of throne novels in a stack..... I need to return the first two to Stephenson

My bedside table.

Another random shrine 

Kings of Leon Poster... and Frank Sinatra album. Huge ball of light. umbrellas, and shoeboxes

Out with the Old, In with the New.. which is old too?

I definitely cleaned out things man. I donated a total of 13 garbage bags full of clothing and books. Slightly ridiculous I know. So I took all the change I found and went thrift shopping. I had a total of $32 in lost quarters and nickels and dimes. I spent only $14 on clothing. But check this stuff out. For $14 I bought:

I love this new minidress. This is the back. Its a cutout. I look sexy in it

This is a vintage nightgown I picked up. Very Betty Draper from Mad Men

It came with a bed jacket. I never understood why they had those?

Close up on the beautiful embroidery

SOME OVERALLLS! I have been searching for some literally for years. Here they be

Probably the "trendiest" purchase. Its mint green,sheer, and has pleats. Not to mention it looks awesome on this tail

Oddly, the most flattering purchase. A dark green fitted maxi skirt with buttons.

I wanted you to see the color better

knee length fitted khaki skirt. It hugs tha curves

A silk A-line dotted skirt. I really love how this feels on me

The SWEET print

So this skirt was unexpected... which is why I loved it so. Its red plaid and on the bottom it has belts and clocks and a weird hodge podge of randomness

Behold the weird hodge podge of randomness

As you can see. I purchased a lot of skirts. I needed them. I did not have that many awesome ones until today :) Or at least I tell myself this

YUP. For $14 I did great.

Baby Got Back!

Muscles that is :) Check this crap out. This is me... stretching. Not even performing... This is me trying to pop my back!

 
Yeahhhhh... I'm a beast and I'm showing off. But You would too if you could do this!

Crafty and Clean

So Ive been really cleaning lately.SEEE ITS CLEAN!

 The best tip I can tell you is have tons of shoeboxes.

I doodled and collaged all over my shoeboxes and stuffed them with various things. 

My Man Shrine and Pointe Shoe encrusted shoebox

I stuffed it with random hair accessories

My Underwear Box. I collaged it with images of..... underwear

New Self in 3 Weeks

I have definitely been excited about moving out of the house. Can you tell? What I have been really excited about is the fashion and beauty freedom I will soon receive. My mother does not care for me dying my hair, or wearing certain "wild" outfits. The first thing I am doing is dying my hair an outrageous color and putting in purple streaks. I swear it will happen. I already bought the Manic Panic hair dye in Purple Haze.
I want someone's opinion on this new transition. Here are my  options:

Nicole Kidman-y Honey Copper

My hair color just a tad more strawberry... like Cate Blanchett

OR just go straight Christina Hendricks... It is really up in the air

When Rachel McAdams went brunette because it looked good on her...why not me?

The purple bangs will look like this:

Very subtle.  And just in the bangs. I don't think I even want that much in there

Please Comment. Contact Me. Let Me know. Cuss me out for ruining my body. I don't care. I'm lost.