If you wanna be my lover,you gotta get with my films

Okey Doke. So I collect films. For reals. Hardcore. You should feel special because I am pulling some of my favorites from my vault. Most of these you probably heard of.... some of them maybe not.... Most are pretty old...some just aren't. Enjoy

Short synopsis of every single one of these films. I like them. I'm awesome. Therefore they are awesome. ya dig? Now stop trying to save starving orphans in Africa and do something important like sit on your butt and watch these movies all day.

yes I am wearing overalls.No I'm not wearing makeup. Ain't I sexy in a future serial killer way?

You're coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand

I could watch the cruise pretty much everyday. It inspires me and moves me and reminds me of old lovers.  The Cruise is my favorite documentary that I have seen, Speed Levitch is a role model for me. Watch this clip. It will move you.
and if you want something else that will move different parts of you....

femme fatales

I understand things now. I have a thing for femme fatales. Those mysterious women who are slightly evil, classically sexy, and a part dark. Those women are my role models. The Cat women, the Irene Adler's,  the Elizabeth Taylor's, etc.etc. Those are my women. This is who I want to become.
Not for men. God no. I do not want to be feminine for them. I want to be attractive for my own enjoyment. Who says you can't be classically feminine and not have gonads?
Femme Fatales are so alluring because they are strong and smart on their own. Independent.

Irene Adler, BBC Sherlock, soooo much better than the films

Hedy Lamarr

Veronica Lake

Marlene Dietrich

My favorite being fault zone,irene adler, and basically any 1940's film siren.

Fault Zone my favorite Marvel Characyer Ever!!!!!!

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. William Faulkner

Firstly, I am on pintrest check me out with my honest to god real name, not my writing/stage name! Heather Pharis. the site is pintrest.com/heatherpharis. My computer is trying to correct me into me typing pint rest. UGH! Computer fail!
 Secondly, It has come to my attention that there is a dance interpretation of William Faulkner's "As I lay Dying" Faulkner being one of my favorite Southern Gothic writers, and this novel being one of his best (besides my all-time favorite of his The Sound and The Fury!!! Gawsh I cry every time!)

The rehearsal of said dance

Lastly, I'm OBSESSING over old shows and new tv shows that I apparently have missed. The first being Twin Peaks. I'm already done with the first season and I just started watching it last week! Secondly being  Freaks and Geeks which I started watching due to James Franco, who I love and will eventually marry!  admire as an actor. The newest obsession, which is also the most current show, is BBC's Sherlock. Its a nice balance between the sophisticated mind of Sherlock Holmes, while showing the grittiness of mankind in general. 

Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks, my new girl crush

Sherlock

Freaks and Geeks

Quick Fact- House and Wilson from House are based off of Holmes and Watson from Sir Conan Doyles's Holme's stories! see the resemblance of the relationship now?

I think I can't.

Graduation. Glasses. Valedictory Speeches. Great Gatsby movie. altered book. abusive past lover. growing up.changes.transition. A Chorus Line. sex. zoloft.xanax. scars. more scars. more zoloft. add lithium.death. change.growth.graduation.goodbye.

F.Scott Fitzgerald and his Wife Zelda

Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance. “ — James Franco

People have asked me about my Valedictorian speech. This is what I'll do.

I love James Franco so much...

I wish I were a space crustacean. A crustacean from space.

“

—	James Franco

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. Woody Allen

I consider myself quirky. Slightly weird. heavily nerdy. but a whole lot of quirky. I'm okay with this. because I'm like the honey badger. I don't care. (if you don't understand this reference look it up on youtube...It has salty language beware!)

The queen of quirky I believe has got to be the lovely zooey deschenal (spell check please?) I adore new girl, but I have to say I love her band she & him sooo much more.

Can she get any prettier? I think not. She may self destruct from too much awesome.

My absolute favorite is by far (500) days of Summer. Hilarious and sweet romance.

Well I'm pooped. Just wanted to share my delightful Zooey with you all.

"Oh, silly me! I must've put the confetti in the oven and the cake in the confetti cannon! Again!" — Pinkie Pie

I am a Brony. Plain and simple, I watch My little pony Friendship is Magic and I love it. I'm Pinkie Pie. I know this. and I rock because of it. 

Hasbro recently launched My Little Pony Project: Friendship is Magic, a charitable art exhibition in Los Angeles, and asked a number of our favorite artists to interpret Pony sculptures with their own unique flair. Dude! As a fellow Brony, I'm fricken ecstatic. I want to be there soooo bad. but I'm stuck in Georgia. Oh we'll,

Melrose Avenue meets My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. GAWWSHH She's beautiful!!!!

“Men are what their mothers made them.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happy Mothers Day!  I love my mom, dread the day for personal reasons. so yeah, thats done.

Zack sleeping with my baby Whiskers

Today was all about kittens,music, and Portlandia.

Sunset Rubdown, awesome band. awesome song.

Baby kittens!!!!!

My attempt at an obnoxious fish face and a kitty with the belief he's a parrot

My favorite sketch so far from Portlandia! I laughed my butt off!

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. Luis Bunuel

So I have a slight obsession with the film midnight in paris by woody allen. It fits me. I've always felt that
I was a flapper at heart or a 1940's film siren. Besides that, I am one of the biggest literature geeks there are. And as far as I'm concerned the Roaring Twenties is where its at. All my favorite artists are from this era, one of which being Luis Bunuel a wonderful director. Here he is partnered with the Surrealist Salvador Dali (one of my absolute favorite artists ever!) Based on IMDB Luis had a dream about slitting the moon with a cloud like a razor to an eye, and Dali dreamed of ants coming out of a palm. The title translates to ants in the palm which I feel is a metaphor towards mans drive to kill other men. I also feel that when he is dragging the priests and the piano and the ten commandments that these represent things that hold him back from his instinct of killing. The fascination and glamour of death is shown through the woman poking the severed hand with a stick, being surrounded by people. And in turn she dies and everyone gawks at her. I can interpret this as either a  "ashes to ashes" approach or a more interesting twist, dying through a too close fascination with death. Becoming so enwrapped with the idea, that you actually kill yourself either by your own hand or the driver's. Well enough critique enjoy the deliciously triply 1928 infamous short film