If you wanna be my lover,you gotta get with my films

Okey Doke. So I collect films. For reals. Hardcore. You should feel special because I am pulling some of my favorites from my vault. Most of these you probably heard of.... some of them maybe not.... Most are pretty old...some just aren't. Enjoy

Short synopsis of every single one of these films. I like them. I'm awesome. Therefore they are awesome. ya dig? Now stop trying to save starving orphans in Africa and do something important like sit on your butt and watch these movies all day.

yes I am wearing overalls.No I'm not wearing makeup. Ain't I sexy in a future serial killer way?