Black Puma Gal

Or the adventures of Heather being stupid in a leotard:
ON an average day such as today Heather Renee Pharis is only an ordinary 18 yr old. But when a package comes from Discount Dance involving a black lace leotard she transforms into Black Puma Gal. (totally trademarked)
She stalks around her house wearing her obscenely tight unitard doing random stuff and getting weird looks from her parents.

Then she gives her parents a piercing gaze and the camera a full on crotch shot

The family makes a comment about how there is a history of mental illness in the family.

Then when the others leave, her superpowers start. Her waist remains the same ridiculously tiny size!!!! See how tiny her waist is right there? Yah. Its awesome and useless at the same time

Then she uses her Big Butt powers of Honesty and Truth...

Because when people like big butts they can not lie. 

She has been deemed victorious against all that come across her path...Except Opossums and the top shelf at walmart....her only weaknesses and her only fears.

But she won the olympics. in every category. Even Horse Dressage. The best sport ever.

The End