Hamming it Up: Caution there may be Adult Content

Wanna Go Out with Me?
No? Then Fuck You!
So KiKi and I have been talking, and we are done with men. Just sick of em.
We are  tired of games and that bullshit. If you like us, like us. If you don't thats fine just don't be in between and don't be embarrassed.... For right now my man is Jon Hamm.
He's my hubbie:

From Rookie

                                                                     From Funny or Die

I know its terrible, but I find this scene sooooo decadently sexy. I understand how bad it is, but it just makes my knees quake.

Now this is my favorite Mad Men scene ever.

Night Visions

College is Awesome. Yesterday Kiara and I walked downtown and sat in front of a church.Okay so last night-early this morning, I went out with a great close guy friend, Jack.  We had delicious creamsicle drinks, watched rap battles, he smoked blacks while I listened to them crackle, and I forced him to cuddle with me. It was a good night.
Today has been even better!
Due to a late night/early morning... I slept in till 3 in the evening. So great. Oh so great.

Then I held my friend's hand while she got her nose pierced. Piercings have become a recurring theme in my life.
We also went to a vintage clothing store. I bought a beautiful evening dress for an upcoming formal.
The next post will reveal the beauty of it I promise.

100th Birthday

100th post right here. Guess what I got? a double cartilage piercing. supah sweet.

Its wonderful.

Pussy Queen

Okay so to explain the title, while on a walmart run, me and couple of friends found a wicked sweet shirt that has a kitty cat with a tiara on it. I put it on and called myself the pussy queen. Thus my new alter-ego. I'm catching up with Nicki Minaj on that. 

Above I rocked the red lipstick for a Ben Rector concert with friends. It was fun even if I don't dig his music. I felt really pretty, and it was nice.

BELOW is what we did tonight. Me and Alex Moon sang karaoke, This little cutie below sang Party Rock Anthem and even danced.

 due to my pain medication high, Alex and I sang Summer Loving. We are sexy singing beasts.

Here is the dance that killed my achilles tendon. Wait have I told you about that? I ripped my Achilles tendon. It is a minor tear, but i'm on crutches for 6 weeks followed by physical therapy. It sucks but I learned things, and I have a new appreciation for my limbs. 

This is a dance I was choreographing and caused the rip. 

well I love you all. unless I don't. but we'll work on it. ;)

Junebug

Sorry I've been away. College has been busy.
I just wanted to thank all rocks on the earth for being there. Rocks are the beginning and thats what we will all end up as. The rock is the most understated matter in this earth. Rocks are admired for their eternal shine and glisten, the symbol of an everlasting marriage. But the most honest metaphor is the rock underneath our feet, it holds us up even when we think we are walking unaccompanied. It is giving us support and cradling the weight of a billion others,not only that, but sustaining the energy and tenacity to hold itself up as well. Oh Dammit Granite! I love you!

Bird in the lost lands

due to circumstances, zack and I  have decided to chill out for awhile. It was mutual we are fine. Just crappy times. So I have been thinking about this e e Cummings poem that I dearly love.


It may not always be so;and I say
That if your lips, which I have loved,should touch
Another's and your dear strong fingers clutch
His heart as mine in time not far away;
If on another's face your sweet hair lay
In such a silence as I know, or such
Great writhing words as, uttering overmuch,
Stand helplessly before the spirit at bay;

If this should be, I say If this should be-
You of my heart,send me a little word;
That I may go unto him, take his hands,
Saying, accept all happiness from me.
Then shall I turn my face, and hear one bird
Sing terribly afar in the lost lands.

Trompe le Monde

Jesus Christ I'm tired of being bored!
Today was a good day. I have received an iPhone! Yay Apple! SO here is my love story of my new phone affectionately named Giselle.

First Meeting. I knew across the verizon store it was love at first sight

Our first kiss was sweet and sincere and slightly awkward like all first kisses

It slowly progressed to more kisses....I could not resist the sexy sound of Siri's voice any longer

Siri did not make me a sandwich like I asked her too so we broke up.

So there is the love story of Heather and Giselle (her iPhone. )

Also check the SWEET Eeyore pjs. Aren't they just awesome? 

Strawberry Fields Forever

SO I'm dying my hair once again to a darker strawberry. It just suits me I think. So here are some before/after pics.
I am being all sexy in my nightie and hair tie. I think I look like a 1940's housewife.

Or a woman at walmart. very very fine line

I'm loving it. Oh how I missed my strawberry locks.

I'm blue daba dee daba die

Okay so a lady took my pictures today...Told me to have two different looks prepared. One that was Heather Pharis...and the other that was something completely out there and anti Heather. SO I went out there with some blue lipstick and odd one eye thing. LOL. I oddly looked awesome in my blue hat and makeup. My grandmother bout had a heart attack because of this unorthodox look.

But you know It was fun. I felt happy using makeup as crayons....Hell isn't that the point?

Beautiful Enigma

So a high school friend of mine has a hobby of composing classical music. He is a sophomore. Can you  imagine being 15-16  and writing classical music....its amazing. Here it is
Is it not ridiculously beautiful?