Sweet Disposition

Got a new do. well more like a re-do. I've been needing a change, so I added some 60's fringe. It makes me feel like a mod barbie doll. Here it be

Just wanted you to see my wicked makeup. I put on orange eyeshadow, brown liquid eyeliner, and black blackity black mascara heavily on both types of lashes.

How to become a Hoarder for Dummies

I have been needing to clean my room something terrible. With all my outings and such I haven't had time to clean Fuck that shit. no excuses can explain this motherfucking shit. Its a war zone in here.

Lesson 1, have a weird ass shrine to your accomplishments and random knick-knacks

Eugene the Unicorn who's horn was torn off, its a symbol man!

My collection of books and my sex bra... It just shows up everywhere

Needless to say, I need to do laundry... and take out the trash

more laundry

a sack of laundry

shoes. and my favorite cowboy boots... i wrote a song about them

my hair supplies...yes I'm serious about my hair

I HOARD FUCKING FEMININE SUPPLIES!!!!! What is wrong with me? I only have periods once a month....and I have 5 years supply

makeup and more hair thingies

Magazines and pictures i like

Magic the Gathering. Its my shit.

You're coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand

I could watch the cruise pretty much everyday. It inspires me and moves me and reminds me of old lovers.  The Cruise is my favorite documentary that I have seen, Speed Levitch is a role model for me. Watch this clip. It will move you.
and if you want something else that will move different parts of you....

The First Days of Spring

My favorite Noah and the Whale song ever! So Its been awhile since I did a makeup post, so here is my interpretation of Joan from Mad Men!

A soft black cat eye, lots of mascara on top lashes only. pink blush on apples of the cheeks and finally a deep pinkish red lip stain. I FEEL SO NAKED WITHOUT THE GLASSES!

Here is my beautiful Muse!!! GAWWW Christina Hendricks, you make me sick!

I think I'm just obsessed with Gingers at the moment. My favorite of course is Christina Hendricks but I also have been really loving Karen Elson and Florence Welch. I've just been really loving them lately.

Karen Elson

Florence Welch

And by loving I mean, collecting pictures to put up in my dorm room.

I Am Drowning, There is No Sight of Land

I'm back. Besides being pissed at Andrew Jackson for being a complete asshole to Native  True Americans, I'm fine.  I saw a show called Unto These Hills, about the Cherokee tribe local to the region I was in. Here are some shots I stole:

I thought the last guy looked like a blonde zackypoo, I have a buttload of pictures of this weird twin of his.
I did not bring my curling iron with me, but I felt the need to have curls...because when I curl my hair I feel more confident. So I rolled my hair up with kleenexes, and slept in them. The next morning I woke up a beautiful princess.

Well I will continue my Mountain tales later. But I thought that this would be girly/heatherish enough to counteract Zack's random doings.

Tedium-Yet Another Zack Post

Hey kids, ever here of a thing called learnsmart? No? Well consider yourself lucky. Here's an example of what it looks like:

Yeah. Basically it's a series of questions, ranging anywhere from 180-400 over EACH AND EVERY CHAPTER IN YOUR BOOK. I'm using this for anatomy, so every week, I have to do at least two of these...and let me tell you, it's time consuming. Every time you miss one, it gets recycled, and will randomely appear to taunt you again, so that when you inevitably miss it again, the souless monster that made it chuckles. Before long you'll just give up answering seriously entirely and eventually you'll turn out like this guy:

And trust me....you DON'T want to be like that guy. To its credit it does a decent job of drilling the material into your head, but if you're smart (like me) you'll probably get bored of the shit and resort to taking pictures of the answers on your cell phone so you don't constantly redo everything over and over. "But Zack!", you say, "You won't learn the material that way!". Wrong, see the thing is in the class I'm in we get a large study guide with the exact same questions that will be on the test. Now the test has 60 questions and the study guide 160, but the point is all you need to know is on the study guide, not learnsmart. So in short, the Approval Guy approves of my handling of learnsmart. What? You don't know approval guy?

I recommend you get acquainted. It's a scientific fact that the approval of Approval Guy raises your credibility by 50%.

Chickity China the Non Chinese Chicken

No doubt one of the most troubling questions on your mind right now is, "Just where does Zack work and what is it like?". Well, I work at Zaxby's for one, pictured here:

As far as what it's like....well think back to any fast food job you may have had. Hectic, sometimes enjoyable, and quite often frustrating. Still it keeps you on your toes, and for the most part, I like the people I work with. Thankfully I have one of the easier jobs,  being a cashier. The job title is self explanatory, but for those who somehow don't know....I handle the cash and deal with the customers. Often they are friendly but every now and then you get one like this:

When this happens you're best off kissing a whole lot of ass and praying the bastard isn't related to the owner of your store. Thankfully I've only had to deal with one or two and their rage eventually came to an end, leaving my job unscathed. Another part of my job is handing all customers there food by placing it on the counter. For those who have never worked at Zaxby's or visited, the food is VERY tasty and even looks it.

Yeah, that's right. Stop drooling on the damn blog and go buy some already. Anyway, that's a day in the life of a Zaxby's worker and thus a day in my life as well. Keep on checking for more updates, cause there's more to come.

Under New Management

Hello, this is Zachary, otherwise known as Zackypoo (a nickname sadly bestowed upon me by my family). I am Heather's incredibly epic, undeniably sexy, and horrifyingly intelligent boyfriend. Worry not mere mortals, for while Heather might be out for the weekend, I shall take her place; thereby allowing you to continue to get your blog checking fix. So stay tuned people! More posts by yours truly are on the way.

I break things because I can

Okay, I'm officially angry at people. I don't care who or what you are, but don't belittle me and my tastes. People have put so much on how obscure things are, but the fact of the matter is people like what they like. Nobody gives a shit about how you love that band that was in your friend's garage two years ago.....Nobody gives a crap about how you hate how politically incorrect television is. People like all sorts of stuff. Just because a majority likes it doesn't make it wrong. Just because a minority says it doesn't make it weird either! 

Anyways I had a great day with my good friend Kirby :) We choreographed,goofed around, and made buckwheat pancakes! Yummm! We first tried to create blueberry/cranberry buckwheat pancakes. These failed horribly!

And then we made cheddar cheese pancakes. We liked them so much that we kept making them!

I think that these were a lot better! We ate our cheddar cheese buckwheat pancakes with salsa. odd sounding but tasty :)

Insomnia strikes again!

So I can't sleep. At all. My legs have cramped up, like they do from time to time. The only thing that usually gets me through this is to write. So here is the  first draft of a poem I wrote. It sucks, but you know thats why they call it a "rough" draft

The Neptunian Paramour

To kiss your nape

is to breath the Pacific shoreline

To interlace fingers

to be neighboring sand

to know your soul

is to count the lost ships

to be your heart 

is to own the sea